Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Karma Police...

Awesomeness erupted from the Middle School gym today. Every lunch period half of the lunchroom gets to go to the gym to shoot basketballs or hit volleyballs around. Basically it's a time for me to own them in 1 on 1. I love it. So do they...

There are 3 big no-no's in the gym.

1) half court shots (normally i would not care, but there's way too many people in the gym and people get hit pretty hard when they airball)

2) PDA (this is the worst...by far. girls will jump on guys to get the rebound/flirt hardcore)

3) no drop kicking or throwing the volleyballs across the gym


today was awesome because karma took care of my job for me.

1st a boy took a volleyball from a girl and she jumped on his back. when i yelled at her to get off a volleyball came flying in from across the gym and hit her in the head. she was fine...

2nd, when i got over to where the ball was thrown from...the same kid had another volleyball and was repeating what he had just done (which was drop kick the ball into the wall and have it drop in on a group of people). this time though, when he drop kicked the volleyball from about 5 feet away from the wall, the ball went straight into the wall and back at him...hitting him in the testes. i was laughing too hard to be angry with him. i couldn't even hold myself up.
it reminded me of a combination of these two videos...only he got hit in the balls.