Wednesday, September 23, 2009

the adventures of skeptical-man

I don't know what my deal is. But every time I get around a Christian setting I turn into SKEPTICAL-MAN. Who's super powers involve making me judge everyone, critique their theological discrepancies, and label those around me. For example, this morning a friend of mine said the phrase while praying, "I hope that we can make Christianity more attractive." All I could think of after that is how we shouldn't need need make Christianity attractive. We don't need to dress it up and put make-up on it in order to make a sale. That truth should speak for itself. That Christ's life/my life should speak for itself.

Then after giving a mini-sermon to myself and making me feel superior...I realized my own stupidity and felt annoyance for most of the morning.

I feel like Ross in FRIENDS when he keeps correcting people's grammar (except it's in my head). I hate that about myself. SKEPTICAL-MAN needs to be defeated by JUST-CHILL-AND-ENJOY-STUFF-MAN.

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

mid. sch. fav. (abbr. req. 4 tit.(le) plz.)

now that I'm back in midsch, I want to talk about a few of my favorite things to do.

1: and it will remain number 1, catching the line cutters at lunch. new policy puts them back to the VERY back of the line (at least a 12 min. wait) even for the smallest of line jumping. i'm cruel. but it's my own fun game.

2: jokingly grabbing the bad/fun kids by the neck and squeezing them. i only do this to the ones that WONT sue me, and on second thought, posting it here on my blog may prove to be a poor choice.

3. making bad jokes into the radio. all the supervisors have radios and ear pieces. never a day goes by that a joke is not told. and there has yet to be a good joke.

4. talking to the office ladies. i don't know what it is about midsch, but every one of them has AMAZING ladies in the office. they joke around and goof off, but still get everything done. it's like being the office aid in 8th grade...but whenever i want.

5. constantly searching for great quotable lines from these middle schoolers. I've found a few, and they can be found on my twitter (kevinHubbard) or my facebook.

6. getting a USAToday and attempting to do the crossword. I fail miserably every time, but then there is my new favorite website to pick up the slack.

7. www.sporcle.com

8. making lists and posting them on blogger...

kHub