You may speak only in cliche...

My kind of game. I stole this from Brent Hines.

NO CHEATING!
1. Pick 15 (why not 20?) of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Bold it when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. No Googling/using IMDb search or other search functions.
6. No looking at my favorite movies on my Facebook page.


(I didn't necessarily chose my favorites, just ones I will almost always watch when they are on)

1. -How do you become something you're not?
--What do you want to become?
-What I'm not.
--What are you now?
-I'm nothing.


2. -How much is "wow"?
--It's right in between, uh, "ouch" and "boing".
-Wow!


3. -It is no concern of mine whether or not your family has... what was it again?
--Umm... food?
-Ha! You should have thought of that before you became peasants.


4. They should name a gender after you. Looking at you doesn't do it, staring is the only way that makes sense.


5. -Was she a good kisser?
--Yeah.
-Yeah?
--It would be ungentlemanly of me to elaborate.
-Gentleman. I'd forgotten what you guys looked like.


6. How is it possible to feel nostalgia for a world I never knew?


7. A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men


8. A quick lesson in lying. See, this is what us real cops do: We study liars. Example: If I ask you a question about something visual, like your favorite color, your eyes go up and to the left. Neurophysiology tells us your eyes go in that direction, because you're accessing the visual cortex. So you're telling the truth. If your eyes go up and right, you're accessing the brain's creative centers and we know you're full of shit.


9. -I dreamt a dream tonight.
--And so did I.
-And what was yours?
--That dreamers often lie.


10. You guys are brothers?
--Well, it's a long story...
-My dad boned his mom.
---Okay, it's a short story.


11. -See, the funny thing about that is...
--[interrupting] Hey, look! Tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it off down the road.


12. For what it's worth: it's never too late or, in my case, too early to be whoever you want to be. There's no time limit, stop whenever you want. You can change or stay the same, there are no rules to this thing


13. So the combination is... one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! The kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!


14. Every ex-player turned coach says that they prefer coaching over playing. Why would they all say that?
--Because they can't play.


15. -What is "tiramisu"?
--You'll find out.
-Well, what is it?
--You'll see!
-Some woman is gonna want me to do it to her and I'm not gonna know what it is!


16. You wear too much eye makeup. My sister wears too much. People think she's a whore.


(Alright the final one is going to be a doozy. Remember, no cheating!!!)

17. I'm begging you, it's really scary here. I've just seen three people shoot up, a bald Chinese lady with no pants on, and there's this old guy outside who wants his bedroom slippers!