Tuesday, January 26, 2010

call me a douche...but....

What if we told the random strangers exactly what we thought.

---"ma'am you look ridiculous with that much make-up on"

---"sir, that facial hair makes you look European. but not in a good way. shave it off."

it's not that i want to be mean to random strangers. but i think it would be beneficial to throw constructive criticism their way.

---"you'll never get a boyfriend with your 'he needs to love me for me' attitude and only wear sweatpants when you leave the house. it's just not going to happen for you"

---"you eat like a horse, sir. please. take a little time for chewing if you can."

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